Ha! It sounds cute and dirty but is secretly good.
Okay, so awhile ago like mid November I was doing one of my odd jobs of painting which required me to be fairly high up and I kind of fell and broke my arm and such. It was okay, I mean... I didn't even know it was broken for a week afterward and such. Doctors misdiagnosed it and all that fun stuff.
Anyway we were worried because my X-rays showed minor displacement of the bone, which is like... not in the right place and it wasn't bad enough to do surgery but it would have meant that my arm healed wrong and in like... another twenty years it would hurt like a biiiiiiitch. But I just got my second set of x-rays today and it looks like my muscles in my shoulder forced this big chunk of arm bone perfectly back into place and it fused together. So yay! I've got my arm back! Still not allowed to lift anything and need lots of physical therapy but I am no longer a cripple!
It's some feel good news I really really needed.